Arrr, the Helldivers 2 scallywags be fixin' the fiery madness after admittin' it be downright absurd! Aye, matey!
2024-04-15
Arrr! The works be like DPS, DOT, that cursed host thingie, and not keeling over in two ticks from merely grazin' it! Aye, 'tis a fine line we be walkin' between plunderin' treasure and endin' up in Davy Jones' locker!
Arr matey, let me spin ye a yarn about the works of a fearsome pirate. We speak of DPS, the damage per second, aye, that be a crucial measure of a pirate's strength in battle. And what about the DOT, the damage over time, a sneaky trick to slowly chip away at a scallywag's health. Ah, the host thingie, a mysterious device that keeps us connected to the digital seas, allowing us to plunder and pillage in virtual worlds.But beware, me hearties, for there be deadly traps that can send ye to Davy Jones' locker in the blink of an eye. Ye must be swift and cunning to avoid such fates, for a pirate worth his salt knows the value of staying alive in the heat of battle. So mind yer step and keep a weather eye on the horizon, for the life of a pirate is a perilous one, full of treacherous waters and cunning foes.
So raise a tankard of grog to these works of the pirate's trade, and may ye always have enough gold in yer chest to keep the rum flowing and the cannons blazing. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, me hearties, for a pirate's life is a merry one indeed!