Ye olde Trump companion be walkin' the plank from the federal elections board. Left-wing scallywags be celebratin'! Arrr!
2024-04-16
Arrr, mateys! Aye, a federal agency did not reappoint a former Trump advisor to an elections advisory board after a scurvy left-wing activist group threatened to launch a public criticism campaign. Cleta Mitchell, a lawyer now at the Conservative Partnership Institute, was appointed to the Election Assistance Commission. After months of badgering, United...
Arr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, a federal agency be denyin' a former Trump advisor a spot on an elections advisory board all 'cause of some left-wing troublemakers! Arr, the Daily Caller News Foundation got their hands on some emails showin' that the agency be bowin' down to the threats of a bunch of landlubbers!Cleta Mitchell, a lawyer who be workin' at the Conservative Partnership Institute, was given a seat on the Election Assistance Commission (EAC) board back in November 2021. But after bein' pestered for months by these United scallywags, she be walkin' the plank and not be reappointed!
Arr, it be a sad day when a fine matey like Mitchell be denied a spot on the board all 'cause of some troublemakers with too much time on their hands. But mark me words, we pirates won't stand for this injustice! We'll raise the Jolly Roger and fight back against these scallywags with all our might!