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Avast ye mateys! The land lubbers be fixin' to mend the broken roads with a treasure of $830 million! Arrr!

2024-04-16

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis said that WIRED did parley with the US transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg about bestowing doubloons to mend ancient roads, bridges, and other vital infrastructure afore it be too late. Aye, we must fix 'em afore we find ourselves walkin' the plank!

Aye, me hearties, listen up! WIRED had a chat with US transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg about some booty they be giving out to fix up them ancient roads, bridges, and other critical infrastructure afore it be too late. Arrr, we don't be wantin' to be sailin' on roads that be crumblin' beneath our feet, now do we?
Buttigieg be talkin' about grants to fix up these old relics of the past and make 'em as good as new. He be sayin' it be important to be keepin' up with the times and makin' sure our transportation systems be up to snuff. Aye, we don't be wantin' to be stuck in the dark ages, now do we?
So, me hearties, let's be raisin' a glass to Buttigieg and his crew for helpin' us keep our roads and bridges shipshape. Let's be grateful for these grants and the work that be goin' into fixin' up our infrastructure. Arrr, here's to smooth sailin' ahead!

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