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Arrr! Clarence Thomas be back from the dead to join the Supreme Court shenanigans o'er the Jan. 6 hullabaloo!

2024-04-16

Arrr, me hearties! Justice Clarence Thomas be back on the bench, ready to ask questions like a seasoned pirate navigatin' the treacherous waters of law. The crew be discussin' whether to charge them scallywags with obstruction for interferin' with the official business of Congress. Aye, the legal seas be rough indeed!

Ahoy mateys! 'Twas a sight to behold as Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas returned to his rightful place on the bench, after mysteriously missing oral arguments the day prior. Arrrr, he wasted no time in jumping right back into the fray, bein' the first to ask a question during Tuesday's debates. The topic at hand? Whether those scurvy dogs who be disruptin' Congress on that fateful day of January 6th can be charged with obstruction like true buccaneers.
The legal minds of the court were tasked with interpretin' a law passed by Congress after the Enron scandal in 2002. 'Tis a weighty matter indeed, as the fate of many a defendant be hangin' in the balance. But fear not, me hearties, for Justice Thomas and his fellow justices be on the case, ready to mete out justice like a band of swashbucklers on the high seas. So batten down the hatches, me mateys, for the Supreme Court be ready to sail into uncharted waters once again!

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