Avast ye scallywags! NPR be suspending Uri Berliner for cryin' out against left-wing bias! Shiver me timbers!
2024-04-16
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! NPR be givin' poor Uri Berliner a taste of the plank for speakin' ill of the crown! The scallywag be walkin' the plank for five days without his share of the booty. 'Tis a lesson in not crossin' the powers that be, ye landlubber!
Arr, mateys! Listen to this tale of treachery and woe from the land lubbers at NPR! Aye, the senior editor, Uri Berliner, dared to speak out against the bias of the left-wing scallywags at the publicly funded outlet. He claimed they had lost the trust of America with their slanted news stories. But alas, the powers that be at NPR were not pleased with his words.According to the scribe, David Folkenflik, Berliner was suspended for five days without pay for his insolence. The scallywags at NPR be sayin' he didn't get their approval for his words before sendin' them out to sea. Aye, it be a harsh punishment for speakin' the truth!
So beware, me hearties, for even the bravest among us can be brought to heel by the mighty NPR. Keep a weather eye on the horizon and watch yer tongue, lest ye suffer the same fate as poor Uri Berliner. Fair winds and a following sea to ye all!