The scallywags be in a fury o'er Johnson's foreign gold giveaway, whilst ignorin' our southern shores! Aye, 'tis madness!
2024-04-16
Arrr, me hearties! The House Republicans be as unhappy as a parrot in a storm with Speaker Mike Johnson's foreign aid plan! Scott Perry and Jim Banks be shouting from the crow's nest about the madness of givin' more booty to Ukraine than to Israel and ignorin' our own Southern border. Aye, 'tis a tale of treachery and foolishness!
Arrr mateys, it seems the House Republicans be as riled up as a hornet's nest on a hot summer day! Speaker Mike Johnson be walkin' the plank with Reps. Scott Perry and Jim Banks breathin' down his neck like a kraken on the prowl. They be callin' his foreign aid plan a load of bilge water, with more gold goin' to Ukraine than to poor ol' Israel, and not a doubloon for the U.S. Southern border!Perry be takin' to the deck on X Tuesday, showin' off the treasure map that be revealin' $48.83 billion for Ukraine, but a measly $14.1 billion for Israel. Aye, 'tis a mess like a shipwreck in a storm! Banks be shoutin' about the "insanity" of it all, like a parrot squawkin' in the crow's nest.
Johnson best be watchin' his back, for the crew be mutinous and the winds of discontent be blowin' strong. 'Tis a tale of political skullduggery fit for the history books, mark me words!