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Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywags be gatherin' for Trump's trial, swearin' on the hush money treasure! Arrr!

2024-04-16

Arrr mateys, the scallywag Donald Trump be facin' a trial for hush money crimes! Six jurors be chosen to serve in this quest for justice. Justice Juan Merchan be keepin' a close eye on the proceedings, makin' sure all be sailin' smoothly. Ahoy, let the trial continue!

Arrr, me hearties! The criminal hush money trial against Donald Trump be setting sail, with six scallywags picked to serve as jurors in the case against the former president. Aye, New York Supreme Court Justice Juan Merchan be tellin' the jurors to come back on Monday, but that could change faster than a squall at sea, depending on the schedule. Seating these six jurors be just the start of the selection process, like raisin' the Jolly Roger at the beginning of a long voyage.
Trump and his trusty attorney Todd Blanche be standin' tall in the face of this legal storm, ready to fight like a band of marauders defendin' their loot. The courtroom be alive with the sound of legal arguments and the clank of chains as witnesses be called to testify. Will Trump walk the plank of justice, or will he emerge victorious like a pirate with a chest full of treasure?
Stay tuned, me hearties, for the next chapter in this tale of high seas and high stakes. The winds of fate be blowin', and only time will tell where the tide will turn for the former president in this swashbucklin' legal adventure.

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