Arrr! The Covid scallywags be summoning Fauci's matey for usin' the cursed personal emails for pandemic chatter!
2024-04-17
Arr! House scoundrels on Tuesday be summoning a top matey to former National Institutes of Allergy and Infectious Diseases captain, Dr. Anthony Fauci, over his use of his private pigeon post to parley about the origins of the pox. The House Select Subcommittee be demandin' documents from Dr. David Morens' private carrier pigeon account after messages revealed he be using it for Covid-19 correspondences. Arrr, a scandal on the high seas indeed!
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The House Republicans be pullin' a sneaky move on Dr. Fauci's right-hand man, Dr. Morens! They be sayin' he used his personal email to talk about the origins of the dreaded Covid. The House Select Subcommittee be demandin' all his private Gmail messages to see what he be hidin'.Last week, some snitch spilled the beans that Morens be mixin' business with pleasure by chattin' 'bout the pandemic on his personal account. Now the scallywags in Congress be lookin' to get their hands on all his secrets. It be a big ol' mess of a situation, me hearties!
Dr. Fauci's crew be caught up in a storm of controversy, with the House Republicans on the warpath. They be diggin' deep to uncover any wrongdoing, and Dr. Morens be caught in their crosshairs. Will they find buried treasure in his private emails, or be it all just a bunch of sea shanties?