The Booty Report

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Arrr, them scallywags be sneakin' into Cali like a ship in the night, dodgin' the landlubbers!

2024-04-17

Avast ye scallywags! Officials in San Diego be cryin' for Congress to tighten the border laws as more migrants be sailin' in on California's beaches. A speedboat made landfall in Carlsbad, with folks jumpin' ship like rats. 'Twas a sight to behold, as captured on the magical tubes of the interwebs. Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The officials in the fair city of San Diego be in a tizzy, beggin' Congress for stricter border laws as more and more migrants be sailin' in on their boats to California's sandy shores. Aye, just the other day, a speedy vessel be makin' its way through the waves, dodgin' surfers and beach bums afore bein' left abandoned in Carlsbad, north of San Diego.
Ye scallywags can find videos of this escapade all over social media, showin' at least 15 landlubbers jumpin' out of the boat like rats fleein' a sinking ship. The authorities be concerned about the safety of the good folk on the beaches and are callin' for stricter laws to keep these seafarin' migrants at bay. So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, for these waters be gettin' crowded with more than just whales and dolphins these days!

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