The Booty Report

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Arrr mateys, California scallywags be makin' buyin' child sex a mere slap on the wrist. Aye, 'tis a shame!

2024-04-17

Avast ye scurvy dogs! A bill in California be makin' it a felony to purchase child sex, arrr! Them Democrats be makin' changes to the bill, makin' it tougher on them scallywags who be seekin' out young'uns. If ye be caught, it be four years in the brig and a hefty fine. And ye be markin' yerself as a sex offender for a whole decade! Mayhaps they be makin' the punishment a wee bit too harsh, but aye, better be keepin' them young'uns safe from them vile villains! Arrr mateys!

Avast, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for in the land of California, there be a bill afoot that be makin' the purchase of child sex a felony instead of a measly misdemeanor. Arrr, them Democrats be makin' some changes to the bill before it be movin' forward.
The bill be gettin' support from both sides of the aisle, and it be lookin' to raise the punishment for solicitation of a minor to a felony with a potential four-year stay in the brig and a hefty fine of up to $25,000. Not only that, but any scurvy dog caught in the act would have to register as a sex offender for a decade.
But hold onto yer hats, me hearties, for the new version of the bill be havin' some restrictions that be limitin' who can be prosecuted under its terms...

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