Avast ye mateys! NFL swashbuckler AJ Simon be takin' a trip to Davy Jones' locker at a mere 25 years old! Arrr!
2024-04-17
Avast ye! 'Tis with heavy hearts we announce the passing of AJ Simon, a swashbuckling prospect in the 2024 NFL Draft from the University of Albany. He crossed the final goal line at the young age of 25. Fair winds and following seas, matey.
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, we be mournin' the loss of Amitral "AJ" Simon, a pass rusher from the University of Albany who be takin' his final voyage at the young age of 25. The Great Danes be payin' tribute to this fine young man, callin' him "Forever a Great Dane" and rememberin' him as a model player and teammate both on and off the field.Though the details of Simon's untimely demise be still shrouded in mystery, his impact on the Albany football program be undeniable. He be a first-team All-CAA defensive end, helpin' his team reach the semifinals in the FCS playoffs. The New England Patriots even be showin' interest in him, makin' him a potential draft pick.Simon be startin' his collegiate career at Bloomsburg University afore makin' his way to Albany, where he made a name for himself with his impressive stats on the field. The head coach be expressin' his sorrow at the loss of such a fine player and friend, vowin' to keep his memory alive.As we raise a glass to AJ Simon, let us remember the joy he brought to the game and the legacy he leaves behind on the gridiron. Farewell, young warrior, may the winds of fortune guide ye to eternal rest.