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Avast ye scurvy dogs! A Duck from Oregon hath been caught for a hit-and-run. The law be after him! Arrr!

2024-04-18

Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy knave Daylen Austin of the Oregon Ducks hath been caught red-handed in a hit-and-run escapade of the felonious kind! The law be on his tail like a hungry shark on a wounded fish, arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! A University of Oregon football player by the name of Daylen Amir Austin found himself in a bit of a pickle, charged with felony hit-and-run in a fatal incident. Eugene police be sayin' the crash happened earlier in the week, with a 46-year-old man losin' his life. Avast ye, this be serious business!"This investigation be as complex as navigatin' through a storm," the police posted on Facebook. Austin, a defensive back for the Ducks, be playin' in three games during the 2023 season. A witness to the crash described the scene as a whirlwind of chaos.Ye hear that, me hearties? The University of Oregon knows what be happenin', and Austin be facin' the courts in Lane County. May 22 be the next court date, so mark it on your calendars! Stay tuned to Fox News for more updates on this unfortunate incident in the world of sports. Arrr!

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