The Booty Report

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Arr, Google be sendin' 28 scallywags to Davy Jones' locker for buckin' against the Israel booty.

2024-04-18

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags at Google have walked the plank! 28 landlubbers got the boot for staging a sit-in in protest of the Israel government. They even wore Arab headscarves as they took over the office like true buccaneers. The Google bigwigs gave 'em the heave-ho after a thorough rummage through their doings. Ahoy, the pirate life be a harsh one indeed!

Arrr mateys, listen up! Google be walkin' the plank and firin' 28 scallywags who dared to stage a 10-hour sit-in at their offices in New York and Sunnyvale. These landlubbers be protestin' the company's business dealings with the Israel government.
The crew of pro-Palestinian scallywags be wearin' traditional Arab headscarves as they boarded the office of a top executive in California. But alas, their mutinous actions led to their walkin' the plank.
Google's vice president of global affairs gave the order to send these scallywags to Davy Jones' locker after an internal investigation. Looks like these pirates be payin' the price for their rebellion.
So next time ye be thinkin' of takin' a stand against the powers that be, ye best be ready to face the consequences. Google be showin' no mercy to those who dare to challenge their authority. Walk the plank, ye scallywags, walk the plank!

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