Arrr, NHL be letting Coyotes sail to Utah like a plundered booty! Fair winds and following seas, mateys!
2024-04-18
Arrr, me hearties! The NHL's Board of Governors be givin' the nod for a new crew in Salt Lake City! All hands on deck be sailin' to Utah, but beware the cursed Coyotes name stayin' behind in Arizona! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The NHL Board of Governors, in their infinite wisdom, have granted a new ship to sail the icy seas of Utah come the 2024-25 season, while forcing the unfortunate Arizona Coyotes to walk the plank into Davy Jones' locker!Arrr, the Coyotes be transferring their loot - the players, the draft picks, and all the hockey gear - to the new ship in Utah, captained by Ashley and Ryan Smith of the Jazz fame.Emotions ran high among the Coyotes' faithful as they cheered their team to victory over the Oilers, knowing it might be their final hurrah at the Mullet Arena in Arizona.Aye, the Smith Entertainment Group paid a king's ransom of $1.2 billion to acquire the Coyotes from the previous owner who couldn't find a proper home for the team. The NHL, tired of waiting, threw the Coyotes overboard and sailed them to Salt Lake City.The Smiths be promising to hoist the Jolly Roger in Utah, but the former owner still holds a treasure map to reactivate the team if a new arena be built in Arizona within five years. Let the bidding begin in this game of cat and mouse, me hearties!