"Me hearties, the scurvy dogs be raided by the land lubbers, 100 swabs be caught in the crossfire!"
2024-04-18
Avast ye scallywags! Over a hundred landlubbers be clapped in irons and carted off from Columbia University by the fearsome NYPD crew in riot gear. Aye, they be causing a ruckus at the behest of the president, but even the fiercest protestors had to be hoisted onto the waiting correctional ships. The rabble then gathered 'round the police carriages, trying to thwart their departure. Oh, the gallant antics of these scallywags!
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! More than 100 lily-livered landlubbers were clapped in irons and carted away from Columbia University by the NYPD on Thursday! The president made a bold move to clear out a grand anti-Israel protest encampment, and chaos ensued!Arrr, the protesters put up a right good fight, with some of 'em having to be carried off like sacks of potatoes! They were loaded onto them prison buses faster than ye can say "walk the plank!"
And as if that weren't enough, a horde of other scallywags swarmed 'round the police vehicles like a pack of hungry sharks, tryin' to block their path! But the law prevailed, and the protesters were whisked away to Davy Jones' locker!
So let this be a lesson to ye all, ye scallywags! When the long arm of the law comes swingin' down, ye best be ready to face the music – or end up in a heap of trouble like these poor souls at Columbia University!