Arrr mateys, a crew be chosen for Trump's trial o' treasure hush-money. Will they walk the plank or vote him free?
2024-04-18
Arrr mateys! Twelve scallywags be chosen to decide the fate of former president Donald Trump in a criminal trial o'er hush-money in Manhattan. Judge Merchan be sayin', "We have our jury, let's find our backups." Seven more jurors be added while two walked the plank earlier. The saga continues...arrrr!
Arr matey! Twelve brave jurors be set to decide the fate of former president Donald Trump in his criminal hush-money trial in Manhattan. The judge, Juan Merchan, be pleased as a parrot to have his jury in place, ready to sail the treacherous seas of justice.But hold your horses, or should I say, hold your peg legs! The selection of six alternates be still underway, like a ship caught in a mighty storm. Seven new jurors be added to the crew in a flash, while two others walked the plank earlier in the day.
One juror was... well, we may never know what happened to that poor soul. Maybe he was abducted by a band of scurvy dogs or maybe he just found a hidden treasure map. Either way, the trial be full of twists and turns, like a cannonball hurtling through the air.