Blast me barnacles! Lawyers be summonin' a dozen scallywags to pass judgment on Trump's hush-money shenanigans. Arrrgh!
2024-04-18
Arrr mateys, in the grand criminal trial of Donald Trump, 12 jurors be chosen to decide his fate. Aye, 'tis all about hush-money to a lass of the sea. The lawyers be still pickin' more jurors for this historic trial. Mayhaps we'll hear the openin' statements on Monday, says Judge Merchan. Ahoy, 'tis a tale for the ages!
Arrr mateys, in the trial of the infamous landlubber Donald Trump, a jury of 12 scallywags has been chosen to decide his fate. The trial be about a payment to a bonny lass known as a porn star, a scandalous affair indeed.The lawyers on both sides still be needin' to pick some backup jurors, for this be a trial like no other in the history of the United States. A former president on trial for his misdeeds, a sight to behold for sure.
Come Monday, the court will hear the opening statements from both sides, setting the stage for a showdown of epic proportions. Justice Juan Merchan be the one keepin' an eye on things, makin' sure the trial be runnin' smooth as grog.