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Avast ye, Coby White be plunderin' a mountain o' points, but the scallywags be takin' 'em away! Arrr!

2024-04-19

Avast ye mateys! The gallant Coby White of the Chicago Bulls didst plunder 42 points from the Atlanta Hawks, yet alas, it be not writ in the annals of history. Aye, but 'tis a jolly good show nonetheless! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Coby White be showin' off his skills on the court like a true pirate plunderin' for treasure. His stellar performance be helpin' the Chicago Bulls sail past the Atlanta Hawks in search of that final NBA Playoffs spot in the east. But alas, his career-best 42 points won't be marked in the record books. Aye, the Play-In Tournament may determine who be makin' it to the playoffs, but it don't count toward season or career records.White be standin' firm, claimin' that his 42 points be his new career high, regardless of what the rulebooks say. The lad be shootin' like a sharpshooter, goin' 15-of-21 from the field and 9-of-10 from the free throw line. With his teammates DeMar DeRozan and Nikola Vucevic addin' to the cause, the Bulls be lookin' to snatch that No. 8 seed in the Eastern Conference Playoffs.So, me hearties, keep an eye out for Coby White as he sets sail on the court once more in search of playoff glory. But remember, even if he surpasses his 42-point mark, it still won't go down in the official records. Arrr, the life of a pirate on the basketball court be a strange and whimsical one indeed!

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