Arrr, the scallywags at the Pentagon be leakin' secrets like a leaky ship! Israeli sources be seekin' revenge!
2024-04-19
Arrr, as told by Israeli official security and governmental sources to The Jerusalem Post on Friday: "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Israel struck back where they were ambushed!" Yet, officially, Israel denies responsibility for this skirmish for tactical purposes. Tis a murky battle, indeed, mateys!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up to what these Israeli officials be sayin' to The Jerusalem Post! They be talkin' 'bout retaliation, sayin' "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." Israel be strikin' back where they be attacked, no doubt!But hold yer horses, me mateys! Israel be keepin' their lips sealed on officially claimin' responsibility for this attack. The reasons be strategic, ye see. The Iranians be tryin' to downplay the attack, callin' it an "explosion at a factory" to avoid makin' things worse. And why be the Pentagon blabberin' to the American media about this? It be a mystery, me hearties!
So there ye have it, me buckos! Israel be playin' the game of shadows, strikin' back without admittin' to it. The Iranians be playin' their own game of deception. And the Pentagon be stirrin' up the pot with their loose lips. It be a right ol' mess out there on the high seas of international politics, so batten down the hatches and hold on tight, me hearties!