Arrr, them scallywags be boastin' 'bout enforcin' Johnson's lootin' decree! Aye, me hearties, what a jest!
2024-04-19
Arr, ye scallywags in the House o' Democrats be boastin' 'bout helpin' pass Speaker Mike Johnson's rule, much to the chagrin o' them hardline conservatives! Them Democrats be unlockin' votes on foreign aid bills worth a pretty penny, while them Republicans be scramblin' to keep their one-seat majority afloat. Aye, 'tis a political pirate's tale fer sure!
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, House Democrats be boastin’ about helpin’ pass Speaker Mike Johnson’s rule, which be unlockin’ votes on foreign aid bills! Them hardline conservatives be opposed, but the Democrats be celebratin’ like they found a chest o’ gold!The rule allows for votes on $60.84 billion in Ukraine aid, $26.38 billion for Israel, and $8.12 billion in Indo-Pacific aid. Most o’ them who be votin’ for it be Democrats, with 165 o’ them sayin’ aye, along with 151 Republicans.
With just a one-seat majority, Johnson needed them Democrats to jump aboard his ship to pass the rule. Ye can imagine the cheers and high-fives happenin’ on the House floor after this victory!
So there ye have it, me hearties! The Democrats be talkin’ the talk and walkin’ the plank with this here vote on foreign aid. Who knows what other treasures they be uncoverin’ in the days to come!