Arrr! Trump be walkin' the plank with a bill to take away his guard, matey! Aye, the scallywag!
2024-04-19
Arrr! One scallywag in the Democratic House be tryin' to make sure no convicted felons, like the infamous Donald Trump, be gettin' protection from the Secret Service. This Rep. Bennie Thompson from Mississippi be introducin' a law to make sure them criminals walk the plank without any fancy guards! Aye, what a tale of woe for the former President if he be found guilty!
Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! This here House representative, Bennie Thompson from Mississippi, be introducin' legislation to keep convicted felons like that scurvy dog Donald Trump from bein' protected by the Secret Service. If that former President be found guilty in his trial, he'll be walkin' the plank without any Secret Service guardin' him.The legislation be sayin' that once a landlubber be convicted of a crime carryin' a sentence of at least one year in the brig, their Secret Service protection be walkin' the plank too. No more cushy protection for them bilge rats!
So keep an eye on this bill, me hearties! If it passes, it could mean trouble for ol' Trump if he be convicted. The Secret Service'll be too busy protectin' treasure chests and parrots to bother with protectin' him. Ahoy mateys, the seas be gettin' rough for that former President!