Yarrr! Critics be cryin' ‘Foul Betrayal Of Students’ o'er Biden's new Title IX rules favorin' 'Gender Identity'!
2024-04-19
Avast ye scallywags! The Biden crew be unrollin' their new Title IX rules, stirrin' up a fierce storm of anger and outrage amongst the staunch defenders o' tradition. This mighty tome spans o'er 1,500 pages, boldly declarin' that includin' diverse orientations harms no lasses. Yarrr!
Arrr, me hearties! This Friday, the scallywags in the Biden administration be releasin' a new set o' rules called Title IX regulations. These rules be causin' quite the ruckus among those who be holdin' onto their old-fashioned beliefs.The blasted document be longer than a sailor's yarn at the tavern, stretchin' over 1,500 pages. It be sayin' that the Department of Education be not seein' eye to eye with them who be thinkin' includin' sexual orientation and gender identity be harmin' the lasses. They be claimin' that protectin' against sex discrimination don't be weakened by recognizin' these factors under Title IX.
But the critics be cryin' foul, sayin' these rules be underminin' the very essence of what it means to be a woman. They be takin' up their metaphorical swords and fightin' against these new regulations with all their might. Only time will tell if their voices be heard or if the Biden administration be keepin' their course.