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Me matey from the Ex-Patriot crew be sayin' Cap'n Belichick be walkin' the plank 'cause we be lackin' loot! Arrr!

2024-04-20

Arrr matey, after plunderin' six Super Bowls wit' the New England Patriots, Julian Edelman be admittin' he weren't shocked to see both crews part ways. Aye, even the most fearsome pirates must sail on to new adventures!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The NFL season be startin' without the legendary Bill Belichick for the first time in near half a century. Belichick, who started his NFL career back in 1975 with the Baltimore Colts, be coachin' the New England Patriots for the past 24 seasons.During his time with the Pats, Belichick saw plenty o' success, includin' three Super Bowl championships. But in recent years, the team's performance has been less than stellar, leadin' to Belichick and the Pats partin' ways.Former Patriots star Julian Edelman, who won three Super Bowls with Belichick, wasn't surprised by the split, citin' the cutthroat nature of the NFL. He be lookin' forward to seein' new head coach Jerod Mayo's gameday outfits, which be a far cry from Belichick's signature cut-off hoodie.Belichick tried to land another coaching gig this offseason, interviewin' with the Atlanta Falcons and Los Angeles Chargers, but to no avail. It be a new era in New England, and only time will tell if they can recapture their glory days without the legendary Belichick at the helm.

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