Arr, Rep. Banks be wantin' to keep the gold from reachin' the ears of them scallywags at NPR!
2024-04-20
Arrr, me hearties! Republican Rep. Jim Banks be aimin' to cut off the treasure flow to that scallywag NPR! No more doubloons from the federal coffers for ye, ye scurvy dogs! Ye be walkin' the plank if ye try to sneak a piece of the pie! Aye, the "Defund NPR Act" be settin' sail to keep those landlubbers at bay!
Avast ye scallywags! Republican Rep. Jim Banks be raisin' the Jolly Roger with a measure to block federal funds from fillin' the coffers of NPR. He be swearin' on his cutlass that after this Act be passed, no gold doubloons from the federal treasury shall find their way into the hands of National Public Radio.The "Defund NPR Act" be as clear as a spyglass on a clear day. It be sayin' that no federal booty shall be used to line the pockets of those scurvy dogs at NPR, whether directly or indirectly. Not a single piece of eight shall be spent on dues or programs from that treacherous organization.
This be a bold move from Rep. Banks, a true buccaneer of the political seas. He be standin' tall on the poop deck, ready to take on the salty dogs of NPR and their fancy talkin'. Only time will tell if this measure be sinkin' their ship or if they be hoistin' the black flag in defiance.