Biden be makin' Trump walk the plank after he be caught nappin' in court like a landlubber! Arrr!
2024-04-20
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks President Joe Biden be mockin' that scallywag Don Trump as "Sleepy Don" for snoozin' through his trial like a lazy barnacle! The election be a rematch of titans, but ol' Don better wake up if he wants to face off with Biden again in November!
Arrr mateys, have ye heard the news of Sleepy Don fallin' asleep durin' his trial? President Biden's crew be makin' fun of the former President, callin' him "Sleepy Don" like he be a tired ol' sea dog. It be a sight to see, him nappin' in court like a lazy bilge rat!As the rumors swirl that Sleepy Don be runnin' against Biden in the upcoming election, it be a laughin' matter for sure. Imagine havin' a President who can't even stay awake durin' his own trial! A true pirate like meself would never fall asleep on the job, that be for sure!
So let's raise a tankard to Sleepy Don and his snoozin' ways. May he dream of land lubbers and lost treasure while Biden sails ahead to victory. Yo ho ho, it be a funny world we live in, mateys!