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Arrr, Slovakia be joinin' forces with Hungary and Poland to oppose the EU's migration pact, mateys! Aye, mutiny afoot!

2024-04-20

Arrr mateys! Thar be news from the European Parliament! They be votin' on a new resolution fer the Union's migration policy reform! 'Tis bein' called 'the migration pact' and it be tellin' all Member States to share the burden of asylum seekers. 'Tis aye a jolly good time fer all!

Arr matey! After years of yammerin' and negotiatin', the European Parliament finally voted to accept the resolutions on the Union’s migration policy reform earlier this month. Aye, they be callin' it ‘the migration pact’ and it be tellin' all Member States to share the burden of asylum seekers more evenly. This be so them there lands with too many migrants ain't left to drown in the deep end, so to speak.
According to the resolution, all me hearties in the EU will also have to cough up some gold as compensation to them states that be takin' in more than their fair share of refugees. Aye, it be a grand plan to make sure no one land be left to sink under the weight of the migration tide.
So, me mateys, it be a victory for the Union and for all them poor souls seekin' a new home. Let us raise a tankard and celebrate this here migration pact, for it be bringin' hope to those in need and balancin' the scales of justice across the high seas of Europe. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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