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Arrr, the scallywags in the U.S. be wantin' to make TikTok walk the plank or be sold! Aye matey!

2024-04-20

Ye scallywags be makin' a fuss over this ByteDance treasure, TikTok! The U.S. House be votin' to ban it unless sold to a proper buyer. The Senate be next, with Captain Biden's approval. Concerns be raised 'bout data security in the New World and beyond. Aye, mateys!

Ahoy mateys! Ye hear the news o' the land lubbers tryin' to make the Chinese scallywags ByteDance walk the plank and hand over TikTok in the States? Arrr, the scuffle be gettin' serious as the U.S. House of Representatives voted to make TikTok walk the plank unless it be sold to a buyer approved by the government.
The Senate be next to weigh anchor and vote on the legislation, and President Biden be ready to give it his blessing. Lawmakers be squawkin' about data security in the U.S. and Europe, worryin' that them Chinese buccaneers be plunderin' our private information.
Arrr, 'tis a battle for control of the high seas of social media, with the U.S. and China locked in a fierce skirmish over TikTok. Will ByteDance surrender its treasure, or will they stand and fight to keep their loot? Only time will tell, me hearties!

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