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Arrr, the young buck Arch Manning be launchin' them pigskins 75 yards for touchdowns like a true pirate of the gridiron! Aye!

2024-04-21

Arr matey! Texas Longhorns signal caller Arch Manning be a swashbucklin' scallywag on the gridiron! Thar be three touchdown passes in the Orange-White spring spectacle, includin' two bombs o'er 75 yards! Aye, he be makin' the opposition walk the plank with his cannon arm! Arrrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The Texas Longhorns be havin' a new star quarterback in the makin'! Arch Manning be showin' off his skills in the spring game, passin' for 355 yards and three touchdowns for Team White against Team Orange. He be tossin' two 75-yard touchdown passes, includin' one on his first throw of the game!Captain Steve Sarkisian be pleased with Manning's performance, commendin' his patience as he moved up from QB3 to QB2 behind Quinn Ewers. Ewers be stayin' in college for another season, much to the delight of the Longhorns.But let's not forget about Trey Owens, who be showin' his own prowess as a quarterback, throwin' for 228 yards and three touchdowns in the spring game.The Longhorns be settin' sail on their season on Aug. 31 against Colorado State, with a showdown against the Michigan Wolverines in Week 2. With Manning and Ewers at the helm, the Longhorns be lookin' to make waves in the college football seas!Keep up with all the latest sports news on Fox News and subscribe to the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter, ye scallywags!

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