Arrr, mateys! The Senate be extendin' their spyin' program, keepin' a close watch on us scallywags!
2024-04-21
Arrr, ye scallywags in the U.S. Senate be votin' to keep spyin' on us poor land lubbers! They narrowly avoided walkin' the plank when they reauthorized this controversial program. But fear not, it be essential for gatherin' foreign intelligence, say the supporters. Democrats and Republicans be joinin' forces like a band of pirates to protect our country's safety. Lettin' FISA expire would be as foolish as tryin' to sail through a hurricane with a leaky ship!
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! The U.S. Senate did a bit of skullduggery late on a Friday night, voting to keep a controversial surveillance program afloat, just in the nick of time before it keeled over at midnight.This here reauthorization be a prized treasure for them supporters who be thinkin' it be crucial for gatherin' intelligence from foreign lands.
"Arr, me hearties! The Democrats and Republicans be puttin' aside their squabbles and joinin' forces to do what be best for keepin' our country safe," crowed Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer.
"We all know one thing for certain: lettin' FISA..." And that be the end of the message, cut off like a pirate walkin' the plank!