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Arrr! India and Bangladesh be roasting like a scurvy dog on a hot deck! Aye, fetch me some rum!

2024-04-22

Arrr, mateys! Methinks April be scorchin' in South and Southeast Asia, but this month be like a fiery dragon breathin' down our necks! 'Tis hotter than a pirate's temper, I tell ye! Aye, we be sweatin' like a sinner in church!

Arrr mateys, 'tis the month of April and the weather be scorchin' hot in South and Southeast Asia. But mark me words, this month be bringin' temperatures like no other! 'Tis not just hot, but unusually high, ye hear me right!
Ye be sweatin' like a landlubber walkin' the plank on a scorchin' deck. The sun be beatin' down on ye like a fierce storm, makin' ye feel like a roastin' pig on a spit. Ye best be findin' shade and cool waters to keep ye from meltin' away like a snowflake in the Caribbean.
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and prepare for the heatwave of the century! Keep ye rum cold and ye spirits high, for this month be testin' even the toughest of pirates. And remember, when the sun be blazin' and the sweat be pourin', there be only one thing to do – drink up me hearties, yo ho!

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