Ye hearty Jewish lads, heed the wise Rabbi's call! Avoid the rabble-rousers and their fiery chants, lest ye burn!
2024-04-22
Arr matey, them scurvy dogs outside Columbia University be shoutin' for Hamas to burn Tel Aviv! The campus be in a right uproar, with 108 troublemakers taken to the brig by the constables. Aye, the seas be turbulent with these Gaza Solidarity scallywags!
Arrr mateys, listen here ye scurvy dogs! The landlubbers outside Columbia University be shoutin' for Hamas to burn Tel Aviv to the ground! Aye, 'tis true, they be advocatin' for violence and terror against Israel, like a pack of rum-drunk scallywags!The protests be hotter than a volcano on Columbia's campus, with the coppers haulin' away 108 anti-Israel troublemakers. The university president had to call in the law to break up the Gaza Solidarity Encampment before things got outta hand. Dozens o' tents be scattered like treasure on the shore.
But fear not, me hearties! The fight be far from over. The battle between the pro-Palestinian buccaneers and the defenders of Israel be raging like a tempest on the high seas. Who will come out on top in this epic clash of ideologies? Only Davy Jones knows!