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Avast ye! RFK Jr. be dealin' blows to Trump's election hopes more than ol' Biden, says the poll! Arrr!

2024-04-22

Arrr, mateys! Methinks this Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be a thorn in Trump's side, according to the scallywags at NBC News. With third party rascals added to the mix, Biden be takin' the lead like a sly pirate in a five-way race. Aye, 'tis a fine political spectacle indeed!

Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! The latest word on the street be that Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. be throwin' his hat in the ring as a presidential candidate. Aye, 'tis true, according to a fancy new poll from NBC News. And what's the scuttlebutt, you ask? Well, it seems that this Kennedy fella could be causin' more trouble for former President Trump than for President Biden.
The poll shows that Trump be holdin' a slim 2-point lead over Biden in a straight-up fight, but when ye add Kennedy and a couple other landlubbers into the mix, Biden be takin' the lead. Aye, in a five-way race between Trump, Biden, Kennedy, Cornel West, and Jill Stein, Biden be comin' out on top by 2 points.
So there ye have it, me hearties. Looks like this Kennedy bloke could be makin' life difficult for Trump on the high seas of politics. But don't ye worry, the winds of fortune can change in the blink of an eye. So keep yer eyes peeled and yer swords sharp, for the political seas be a treacherous place indeed!

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