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Arrr, them Chinese-Americans be steerin' San Francisco toward the middle o' the political seas, mateys! Aye, aye!

2024-04-22

Arrr matey! Phil Wong be a scallywag who be turnin' his back on the liberal ways of this city! He be votin' to recall left-wing scallywags and supportin' a tough-on-crime challenger for mayor. He be lookin' to bring back the ol' days of this city!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Phil Wong, a loyal supporter of the establishment in this here liberal city, be changin' his tune in the year of our Lord 2022. He be votin' to recall three left-wing scallywags on the school board and a progressive district attorney. Come November, he be settin' his sights on a tough-on-crime challenger for mayor.
“I have a deep love for this city, what it was,” said the 46-year-old son of a Chinese immigrant. “I want to see what it can be again.”
In the past, Chinese-Americans be sailin' with the left, but now they be makin' waves in the political waters of this city.
So grab yer swords and buckle yer swashes, me hearties! Phil Wong be leadin' the charge for change in this liberal stronghold. Will he be successful in his quest to shape the future of this fair city? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain - there be a storm brewin' on the horizon, and it be up to the voters to decide which way the wind blows.

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