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Yarrr, that scallywag from UCLA be stealin' words for her fancy paper on DEI like a landlubber!

2024-04-22

Arrr matey, recent tales be tellin' of UCLA School of Medicine strayin' from the path of medicine! Instead o' learnin' about potions and healin', they be talkin' about "Indigenous womxn" and "two-spirits." They be chantin' for "Free Palestine" like scurvy dogs! What be happenin' to this school? Aye, they be plannin' to separate students by their color for courses on left-wing ideas! A travesty, I say!

Arrr, mateys! Recent tales of the UCLA School of Medicine be tellin' a strange story indeed! Instead o' learnin' about the secrets of medicine and the ways of the human body, the students be forced to study the ways of "Indigenous womxn" and "two-spirits." They be learnin' about "structural racism" and chantin' about "Free Palestine" like a bunch o' landlubbers! The school be plannin' to split the students by race for their lessons on left-wing ideology, aye!
But that be not all, me hearties! Two o' the school's professors be caught up in a scandal, makin' deals behind closed doors like a pair o' scurvy dogs! The institution be losin' its way, forgettin' the true purpose o' educatin' the next generation o' doctors and healers. Instead, they be wanderin' off course, focusin' on matters that be better left to the philosophers and politicians!
Let us hope that the UCLA School of Medicine be findin' its way back to the path o' knowledge and wisdom, settin' sail once more towards the shores o' medical excellence. May the winds o' change blow in their favor, and may they once again be known as a beacon o' light in the dark and stormy seas o' academia!

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