Yarrr, Blinken be denyin' any double standard o'er Israel's wrongdoin's, says the scallywag! Set sail fer truth mateys!
2024-04-22
Arrr, me hearties! The U.S. Secretary of State, Antony Blinken, be denyin' any claims of a "double standard" when it comes to holdin' the Israeli military accountable. The scallywags be investigatin' these accusations as we speak, so no need to walk the plank just yet! Aye, we be keepin' a weather eye on human rights, so fear not, me maties!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up as I tell ye about the U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken, who be talkin' like a landlubber about double standards and human rights laws. He be denyin' any accusations that the U.S. be playin' favorites with the Israeli military in Gaza, sayin' that investigations be underway."Do we have a double standard? The answer be no," says Blinken with a serious face at a news conference. He be speakin' about human rights reports like a scallywag who knows his stuff.
But let me tell ye, me mateys, the real question be whether Blinken be wearin' an eyepatch and a peg leg while talkin' 'bout human rights. He be soundin' like a proper landlubber tryin' to prove himself in front of the crew.
So, me hearties, next time ye hear Blinken talkin' like a fancy lad about human rights, remember that pirates like us be watchin' and laughin' at his fancy words. Arrr!