Ye scurvy dog be boastin' o'er defyin' Covid to gain favor wit' the masses, arrr! 'Tis a right laugh!
2024-04-23
Arrr, mateys! This Trent Staggs be tryin' to polish his Covid record like a scurvy dog scrubbin' the poop deck! He be callin' himself the MAGA candidate, boastin' of defyin' mask mandates and battlin' government officials like a true pirate of the high seas. Sailin' on, Staggs!
In the land of Utah, there be a GOP Senate hopeful by the name of Trent Staggs, a man who be lookin' to change his tune on Covid to win himself a primary election. This scallywag be tryin' to paint himself as a true MAGA champion, showin' off his record as mayor of Riverton in a new light.Staggs be tellin' tales of standin' firm against mask mandates and fightin' tooth and nail against government officials who be tryin' to shut down cities and limit gatherings. He be claimin' he be a man of defiance, a rebel against the forces of Covid tyranny.
But some skeptics be sayin' this be nothin' but a clever rebrandin' scheme, a way to appeal to the base in a crowded primary field. Only time will tell if Staggs be able to sail his ship into smooth waters with this new narrative or if he be walkin' the plank come election day.