The Booty Report

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Avast, me hearties! The Brewers' mate Jakob Junis be taken to the ship's infirmary after a fierce blow to the neck!

2024-04-23

Arrr, the Milwaukee Brewers be tellin' us that Jakob Junis be takin' a serious blow to the neck from a line-drive while practicin' his battin' skills. Off to the hospital he goes for more reckonin' - aye, the dangers of the pitcher's life on the high seas!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, ye hear the tale o' Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Jakob Junis, who found himself in a spot o' trouble before Monday's clash with the Pittsburgh Pirates. A cursed ball struck him in the neck during batting practice, sending him straight to Davy Jones' Locker, er, I mean, the hospital, arrr!Junis, who was already nursing a shoulder injury, had to be carted off in an ambulance after this new blow. The Brewers crew reported that he be conscious and responsive, but needed more checkin' from the medics, yo-ho-ho!The poor lad lay on the ground for a good while, attended by the ship's doctors, after being smacked by a ball from Pirates infielder Alika Williams. This be no jest, mateys!Junis, a seasoned seafarer of 31 years, has sailed with the Kansas City Royals, San Francisco Giants, and now the Milwaukee Brewers. In his latest battle against the Minnesota Twins, he held his ground well, allowing only one run, three hits in four innings, aye!May the winds be kind to Jakob Junis as he recovers from this latest skirmish on the field. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

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