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Arrr, Speaker Johnson hath finally plundered his first grand treasure in battle! Aye, a victory well earned, me hearties!

2024-04-23

Arrr, House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) be singin' victory shanties after helpin' our mates in Israel and Ukraine! Some scallywags be sayin' otherwise, but Johnson be standin' firm. Let's make sure that scurvy dog Putin doesn't get his way in Ukraine! Aye aye, Captain Johnson!

Arrr me hearties, House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) be celebratin' his first big win in the legislative seas this past weekend. He be keepin' his word and sendin' aid to our mates Israel and Ukraine, just like he promised when he took the helm.
Some scallywags be talkin' like Johnson only started supportin' Ukraine after he became Speaker. But that be a load of barnacles! Johnson been backin' more aid for Ukraine since the start of his leadership. Two days after he got the job, he told that sea dog Sean Hannity on Fox News that he won't let that scallywag Vladimir Putin have his way in Ukraine.
So let's raise a toast to Speaker Johnson for keepin' his word and helpin' our allies in need. May he continue to sail the legislative seas with strength and honor!

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