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Arrr, Columbia be swappin' cannons for keyboards to dodge the eye o' the antisemitic storm! Aye, virtual piracy be the answer!

2024-04-24

Arrr, me hearties! Columbia University be showin' their true colors by movin' classes online to hide their antisemitism woes. They be lettin' the scallywags run amok and harassin' Jewish students. Aye, 'tis a sorry state of affairs at that university!

Arrgh mateys, listen up! Columbia University be makin' a terrible decision to move classes online - aye, ye heard me right! This be doin' nothin' to solve their problem with antisemitism. They be thinkin' they can just hide behind their screens, but that be not fixin' the real issue at hand.
Columbia be switchin' most o' their classes to a hybrid model, meanin' they be partly online now. This be their way of tryin' to avoid them antisemitic student mobs that be harassin' Jewish students. They be settin' up camp and cheerin' on genocidal terrorists while claimin' to be against genocide - a bunch o' scallywags, I tell ye!
The university be needin' to be takin' real action against these antisemitic behaviors, not just hidin' behind their screens. This be a serious issue that be needin' to be addressed head on. Columbia, ye be needin' to be doin' better! Show some backbone and stand up against this hate!

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