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Ye NYC mayor be gettin' a proper scolding on th' ship fer backin' Israel, arr! Aye, he be walkin' th' plank next!

2024-04-24

Arr, a scallywag of a passenger took the wind out of Democratic Mayor Adams' sails, giving him a good lashing over his love for Israel. The Mayor was in sunny Florida, talking 'bout migrants, but got a taste of the high seas when the conversation turned to Israel on his voyage home.

Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe what happened to Democratic Mayor Eric Adams on his way home from a summit in Miami! A scallywag of a passenger started givin' him a right tongue-lashin', accusing him of supportin' Israel instead of standin' with Palestine. Adams was just tryin' to talk about the migrant crisis and how it be affectin' local communities, but this landlubber wouldn't let him be!
He was sailin' back to New York City when this troublemaker started causin' a ruckus on the plane. It's a good thing Adams be a strong-willed swashbuckler, or he might've buckled under the pressure! But he stood firm in his beliefs and didn't let this scallywag shake him.
So next time ye be flyin' the friendly skies, remember to keep a weather eye out for any troublemakers who might try to hornswaggle ye. And if ye find yerself in a similar situation as Mayor Adams, just remember to stand tall like a mast on a ship and don't let anyone make ye walk the plank!

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