Arr mateys, the EPA be settin' rules for cleanin' up coal ash from th' plants' ol' buried treasures!
2024-04-25
Arrr, me hearties! The EPA be makin' a decree to clean up the coal ash at old power plants! No more loopholes allowed, says I! The residue from burnt coal must be properly stored, lest we be swimmin' in ash! Aye, the seas be needin' a break from such filth!
Arrr, me hearties! The EPA be settin' sail on a voyage to clean up the coal ash at them inactive power plants, as part of a grand group of rules announced by the administration. This new rule be aimin' to close a loophole left behind by a previous rule from 2015, which only covered landfills for active facilities.Ye see, coal ash be the leftover remnants from burnin' coal to make power. 'Tis stored in special places, but them inactive facilities be lackin' proper regulations to ensure the ash be handled and stored safely. The EPA be takin' charge to make sure these old plants be cleanin' up their act and protectin' the environment from harm.
So, me hearties, let's raise a toast to the EPA for takin' a stand and makin' sure that even the old pirate ships of coal power be keepin' their decks clean. Arrr, let's all be workin' together to protect the seas and the land from the dangers of coal ash pollution! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!