Arrr! Former Giant, 85, walks the plank in Big Apple for drug shenanigans. Aye, a scurvy tale indeed!
2024-04-25
The scallywags be claimin' that a snitch workin' with the DEA posed as a buyer when former NFL player Clyde "Peter" Hall attempted to peddle his fentanyl-laced booty. Arrr, tis a shipload of trouble for ol' Peter Hall, aye!
In the year of our Lord 2024, the scurvy dog known as Clyde "Peter" Hall, a former matey of the New York Giants, found himself in a spot of trouble. The honorable Federal Judge Mary Kay Vyskocil saw fit to send him to the brig for five years for his misdeeds. It seems this old sea dog tried to peddle some fentanyl-laced grog in the fair city of New York to an informant of the notorious Drug Enforcement Administration.At the ripe age of 85, Hall begged forgiveness from his kin and the court for his foul actions. Aye, he had been a prisoner before for financial trickery but was let out early due to a "compassionate release" and plunged back into a life of crime.The prosecutors wanted to see him behind bars for at least a decade, citing his previous crimes and a plan to sell a hefty amount of fentanyl. But the old buccaneer pleaded for mercy, claiming his sunset years to be spent in the company of loved ones.His attorney praised the court for seeing the true heart of the man and granting the lowest possible sentence. So ends the tale of Clyde "Peter" Hall, a swashbuckler turned rogue, regretting his choices as he sails into the twilight of his days.