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Arrr! Lions' Goff be plunderin' his way to wedlock with a fair maiden from Sports Illustrated. Yo ho ho!

2024-04-25

Arr matey! Jared Goff's fair lass, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit queen Christen Harper, hath returned from her merry-making wench party. The two be now settin' sail to tie the knot and make final preparations for their grand celebration. Aye, love be in the air! Arrr!

Jared Goff, the Detroit Lions quarterback, may have missed out on a Super Bowl ring, but he'll be exchanging vows and getting some bling this summer. In a 17th century pirate's tone, Goff proposed to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Christen Harper after her bachelorette party in Cabo San Lucas. The wedding planning is mostly Harper's domain, with Goff providing input when asked, especially on the fun stuff like food, drinks, and music. Goff's Lions had a strong lead in the 2024 NFC championship but lost to the San Francisco 49ers, who then fell to the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl.Harper's modeling career has taken off, much like Goff's football success. Goff is proud to see Harper grow on that platform and use her voice to help others, particularly animals. Despite the football disappointment, Goff is excited for the upcoming wedding and the future with his soon-to-be wife.With Harper's career flourishing, Goff's wedding planning duties seem like a breeze compared to the pressures of the gridiron. The couple is looking forward to their big day and all the adventures that come after.

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