In 2024, scallywags be deportin' more landlubbers than ever before - a mighty 50% increase from 2019! Arrr!
2024-04-25
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be kickin' out more landlubbers than ever afore! Biden be havin' the immigration judges workin' like never before, sendin' over 136,000 scallywags back to Davy Jones' locker. But only a measly 20% of 'em seekin' asylum be walkin' the plank. Aye, the seas be rough for them poor souls indeed!
Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The court-ordered deportations be on the rise, a whole 50% increase from last year's reckonings. Biden be expandin' the ranks of immigration judges, leadin' to a record number of removals in the first half o' the 2024 fiscal year.136,623 poor souls already livin' in the U.S. be gettin' the boot or bein' told to walk the plank, according to Syracuse University's Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse. Only a measly 20% o' them who dared to seek asylum be spared from deportation, a cruel fate indeed.
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, for the seas be treacherous for those seekin' refuge in these lands. The immigration judges be handin' out orders like candy on Halloween, showin' no mercy to them who be crossin' the line.