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Me hearties be schemin' to let Trumpy boy rule the Federal Reserve if he be triumphant in the next election! Arrr!

2024-04-26

Arrr, me hearties! Them scallywags loyal to Cap'n Trump be plottin' to seize control o'er the Federal Reserve! Aye, they be wantin' to make all the policy decisions themselves. Looks like the Cap'n be dreamin' of a second term filled with authoritarian rule. Savvy?

Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The Trump loyalists be cookin' up a plan to make the executive branch take control of the Federal Reserve. Aye, that's right! The cap'n himself be wantin' more power and control over them monetary decisions. Sounds like the lad be gettin' a bit too big for his britches, eh?
The scallywags over at The Wall Street Journal be spillin' the beans on this scheme, claimin' that former Trump officials and other supporters be chattin' about all sorts of proposals to make this happen. They be thinkin' they can bend the rules to their likin' and have more say in the treasure hunt for gold.
But me hearties, this be no joke! The idea of givin' the cap'n more power be a dangerous path to sail. His authoritarian intentions be clear as the Caribbean waters on a sunny day. We best be keepin' an eye on this situation, or we may find ourselves walkin' the plank into a sea of trouble.

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