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Arrr, David Pecker spills the beans about Tiger Woods' love woes in court battle 'twixt NY and Trump!

2024-04-26

Arrr, David Pecker be tellin' the court he be snatchin' snapshots of Tiger Woods frolickin' with another lass in '07 and usin' them to convince him to grace the cover of Men's Fitness. Aye, 'twas a clever bit o' blackmail indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! Rumors be swirlin' about Tiger Woods bein' a scurvy dog and cheatin' on his lass Elin Nordegren a few years afore that infamous Thanksgiving weekend in 2009.The scuttlebutt was that snaps of Woods and a lass named Mindy Lawton never saw the light o' day, as the National Enquirer and Woods struck a deal to put him on the cover o' Men's Fitness.Turns out, 'tis true, mateys, as David Pecker be spillin' the beans!At the time, Pecker was the cap'n of American Media Inc., runnin' both the Enquirer and Men's Fitness.Pecker blabbed at a trial in New York that he bought the snaps and hid 'em in exchange for Woods' mug on the magazine cover.But the bargain didn't hold for long, as Woods' affair with Rachel Uchitel went public, leadin' to Nordegren takin' a swing at his ship.The divorce hit Woods hard in the purse, costin' him near $100 million, aye!Since then, Woods has been in and out o' dalliances, includin' with a lass named Erica Herman who accused him o' misconduct.Woods recently played in The Masters, makin' history with his consecutive cuts but takin' a dive in the third round, finishin' at the bottom o' the barrel.Keep yer spyglass on Fox News for more about this tale o' woe, me hearties!

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