Yarrr! The scallywags be givin' the Breitbart news bloke a proper thrashin' at the Palestine camp! Arrr!
2024-04-26
Arr, a scurvy group of lads be pushin' this poor reporter out of the "Palestine Solidarity Encampment" at the University of California Los Angeles! They be settin' up barricades of plywood and pitchin' tents like true swashbucklers. Aye, 'twas quite the sight for sore eyes! Arrr!
Arrr matey, listen here ye scallywags! A group of 'bout a dozen activists, in all their landlubber glory, did physically shove this reporter out of the "Palestine Solidarity Encampment" at the University of California Los Angeles, a public university, on Friday. Arrr! These scallywags be encamped there since Thursday, settin' up barricades made of plywood and furniture scraps, and pitchin' tents like they be settin' sail on the high seas.By the beard of Blackbeard! About 100 pro-Palestinian activists were inside the encampment as of Friday mornin'. Breitbart News, like a crew of salty sea dogs, arrived to film and photograph the encampment, only to be met with resistance from these scallywags. Ye should have seen the look on their faces when they realized they be messin' with the wrong crew!
So avast ye hearties! This reporter may have been forced out of the encampment, but mark me words, the fight be far from over. These activists may think they be the rulers of the seven seas, but they be no match for the likes of us. We'll be back, mark me words, and we'll have the last laugh in this battle of wits and wills!