Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ballard be like a raging storm at those landlubbers critiquing our draft pick! Arrr!
2024-04-27
Avast ye scallywags! The goodly ship Indianapolis Colts doth stand by their mate Adonai Mitchell, and hath smote those scurvy dogs who dare besmirch his name. Stand tall, me hearties, for the winds of victory shall blow in our favor!
Arrr, me hearties! The Indianapolis Colts have plundered wide receiver Adonai Mitchell from Texas in the second round of the NFL Draft, bolstering quarterback Anthony Richardson's arsenal with a new weapon. But shiver me timbers, after the pick, Colts GM Chris Ballard be talkin' with fire in his eyes, cursing out them scurvy dogs who dared to doubt Mitchell before the draft. These scallywags may have caused Mitchell to slip to the second round!Ballard be callin' out them cowardly critics, demandin' they put their names to their words. He be defendin' the honor of the young lad, proclaimin' him to be a good lad despite the false rumors. Mitchell himself be fumin', not celebratin' his entry into the league but ready to set sail and prove his worth.The lad be switchin' ships from Georgia to Texas, and in his last voyage with the Longhorns, he plundered 55 catches for 845 yards and 11 touchdowns. Though he may not have the same fame as the top receivers in the draft, he be expected to make a splash once his NFL journey begins. Aye, this young buccaneer be ready to make his mark on the high seas of professional football!