Belay that talk of claimin' land, lest ye want a taste of me pirate's steel! Arrr!
2024-04-27
"Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! These landlubbers thought they could bring their shenanigans to Texas, but they be sorely mistaken. The folks at UT showed 'em what for with a grand display of strength. The seas be rough, but they won't let these troublemakers take over their ship!"
Arr, them scallywags and landlubbers who be thinkin' they could bring their shenanigans to Texas after seein' them administrators bowin' down to the mob at other universities be sorely mistaken, I tell ye!When them pro-Hamas protesters tried to cause a ruckus at the University of Texas at Austin, they were met with a mighty force that made 'em shake in their boots. Instead of runnin' rampant like they be used to, they found themselves facin' a whole crew of folks ready to send 'em packin'.
Their plans to disrupt campus life went down faster than a ship in a storm, as the good people of Texas showed 'em that they wouldn't tolerate such nonsense. The protesters must have been wishin' they'd stayed in calmer waters, for they found themselves outgunned and outmaneuvered, with no choice but to head for safer harbors.