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Arrr, the Rams' Captain McVay be sayin' we'll be workin' towards settlin' the quarrel o'er Stafford's contract, mateys!

2024-04-27

Arrr, me hearties! The Los Angeles Rams coach, Sean McVay, be admittin' that scallywag quarterback Matthew Stafford be wantin' more guaranteed doubloons on his contract. Aye, 'tis a fine jest indeed! Methinks Stafford be plunderin' the team's coffers for all they be worth!

In the realm of the high seas, Super Bowl victor Matthew Stafford appears to be itching to revisit the negotiating plank. A scallywag of the NFL Network recently spilled the beans that the 36-year-old quarterback was not pleased with the amount of guaranteed doubloons left in his contract with the Los Angeles Rams. Arrr!Rams skipper Sean McVay confirmed the report but didn't spill the beans on when they'd be adjusting Stafford's treasure chest. The lad is set to pocket a hefty sum of $31 million in guaranteed loot for the upcoming 2024 season, as reported by Overthecap.com. McVay and Rams' bigwig Les Snead were tight-lipped when pressed about resolving this contract conundrum. Snead merely muttered, "We be over the moon to have Matthew as our QB."At times, when a player feels slighted by his contract, it can lead to some mutinies like skipping practices. McVay assured they be takin' it day by day and tryin' to show Stafford some love. The Lions traded Stafford to the Rams in 2021, and despite skirmishes with injuries, the lad helped steer the ship to the playoffs. Aye, let's see if this saga unfolds like a fine tale of treasure and triumph on the gridiron.

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